Has

I have a bit of a cold and took some medicine. I tell you this because that could be the reason why, when i was reading something online today and when i came to the word "has," i instantly read it as the plural form of "ha" as a noun. Like, some laughs, chuckles, chortles. Has. And i had to try really hard to get my eyes to see it the intended way--the way every other mortal on this planet would read it. Hmm. I can't speak for the gods, though. So... am i therefore comparing myself to a god? -one that finds it difficult to relate to mortal men, having to "try really hard" to do so? Ha ha. (<--look, has. 2 of them, in fact.) I think it's cool to quote oneself mere lines later. Maybe it'll help those of you with ADD who forgot what i said. I shouldn't make jokes about ADD. I even know people who have it. How insensitive am I? This definitely does not warrant any has. I need a nap, or something.