da bike

I love craigslist. In fact, I thrive on it, as does the rest of the city. One great thing (for those that are unfamiliar with it) is you can sell your stuff on it. So you post an ad and others can contact you and you and you meet up to pay/pick up your item. We've bought several items on Craigslist. Months ago i was scouring the ads, looking for a bike and here are a couple treasures:

i have a bike 4 sell i found it in da trash i fix it up and spent some money dat y im selling it and not giving it away it needs just a little more parts on da neck but it works find $50 for da bike pegs r a little more depends on witch 1 u get

I think we should all use "da" instead of "the." It's one less letter and d sounds EXACTLY the same as th, right?

ITZ IN GREAT CONDITION.SOME PARTZ ARE CUSTOM ALSO.... PAINT JOB GREAT! NO KNICKS OR DENTZ EITHER!!!!!!!!!

i love this one. I love substituting a 'z' for all the plural nouns, except for the apparent NY Knicks team that, thank goodness, does NOT come with the bike.