Trashy

They say you can learn a lot about someone by going through their trash. So I went through mine. Here's what I learned about myself:

I use paper towels obsessively.
I often let tomatoes go rotten.
Same with bananas.
I floss in bed. (this is known by the location of that particular trash can)
I like me some fruit on the bottom yogurt.
I almost always eat it with a plastic spoon and therefore...
...am a hazard to the environment.
I consume quite a lot of dairy products in general.
I don't know how to collapse cereal boxes though it looks like i might have tried, but then gave up, frustrated.
I seem to sweep fairly often, so that's good.
I seem to think resealing meat packages with the saran wrap that came on it will seal away any bacteria and keep it from spreading.
I will hand it to myself and point out that there's not a lot of mess in the garbage. No wet messy things. Most of the garbage is fairly clean.
Geez, I consume a freaking lot of eggs.