Here's a tip

One day, you may find yourself resting your elbow on a slice of cheese. As someone who has just done this, let me give you some tips. 1-Don't freak out, it's just cheese. 2- nope, your elbow isn't wet, it's just cold from the cheese. and 3- it's up to you to decide if you want to eat that slice now. You may want to ask yourself, how clean AM i? In my case, i decided, VERY. I just showered and didn't put any lotion on. Plus, i freaking live in New York. I come into contact with who knows how many diseases on a daily basis. A little elbow cheese isn't going to hurt me.