Catalogs

Sean and I get a sizable amount of catalogs in the mail. Some of them are kind of ridiculous and thus, more entertaining. One of our favorite pastimes is to sit around and read through the items and mock them. We're a wild & crazy pair.

The other day I brought in a catalog from Harry & David. I flipped through it and read this page:


particularly, this heading:


My doubtful reaction:

A dialogue:

Jen: Really, Harry & David? Your fruits and cookies are the gifts people value MOST? That's a little presumptuous, don't you think? And a pretty hefty statement when you're selling apples and cheese. I'm pretty sure you can only claim that when referring to things like family, love,...

Sean: Yeah, I mean, if they were selling plane tickets, I could maybe see that...

Jen: ...but see, it has to be tied to family. So unless--

Sean: --unless you're related to this pear... yeah, you're going to have to try again.

man, that made me laugh.


We also like to make fun of the clothes catalogs. I cut this picture out like a year ago and put it on the fridge. It makes me happy.


Last night Sean handed me this one and declared it "the worst-fitting jeans in the entire world."



Hahahaaa. There is nothing right about that picture. And now these 2 pictures will peacefully co-exist on my fridge and bring joy and happiness to all who gaze upon them.