Optimist #6

A gchat dialogue:

me: so this chair is right by the radiator in the kitchen

and there's this nozzle with a hole in it, pointing up

when the radiator comes alive it hisses..

so sometimes i'll look to see if it's leaking water anywhere..

and if i lean over and look down I get a nice blast of boiling hot steam in the face

ahhh...

Brooke: it's a cheap facial

me: ha

now that's positive thinking