Sean quote

Sometimes i say stupid or weird things that make no sense. I just say 'em. I don't think much about it. And sometimes Sean hears them and instead of mocking me outright or pointing out how lame it was, he'll just make a quiet comment that makes me die laughing, mostly because it makes me realize just how idiotic the thing I said was, which, as mentioned, i wasn't really paying attention to. It's subtle and it always takes me a couple seconds to catch it which makes it funnier somehow. For example, tonight, as i exited the living room:

I said, "Ohhhh i'm like a haggard piece of poop."

Sean, quietly: "... i prefer my poop in the best condition..."