I've been conducting an experiment for the past several months and I think I've finally reached a conclusion: Planet of the Apes may be the best movie ever made.
you say nothing of this so-called "experiment" and just give us the conclusion? You're just making a declaration, and ridiculous conclusion at that. Unless you are talking about the Marky Mark Planet of the Apes...that was awesome.
Ahh, that movie . . . I saw it for the first time (the 1968 version) in a dimly lit motel room in Louisiana circa 2001. My little sister and I were on the bed clutching each other, terrified of every noise outside our door, and convinced something better must be on TV if one of us was willing to get up and walk across the bodily fluid-stained carpet to change the channel.
Whoa whoa whoa. Calm down, everyone. She concluded that it MAY be the best movie ever made. There's still room for it to be the most terrifyingly deranged piece of footage that can barely be considered cinema.
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Um...
Is that the pregnancy dementia talking again?
you say nothing of this so-called "experiment" and just give us the conclusion? You're just making a declaration, and ridiculous conclusion at that. Unless you are talking about the Marky Mark Planet of the Apes...that was awesome.
Ahh, that movie . . . I saw it for the first time (the 1968 version) in a dimly lit motel room in Louisiana circa 2001. My little sister and I were on the bed clutching each other, terrified of every noise outside our door, and convinced something better must be on TV if one of us was willing to get up and walk across the bodily fluid-stained carpet to change the channel.
Good times.
Are you serious?!?! Which version? New or old? I want to hear how you came to this baffling conclusion.
Whoa whoa whoa. Calm down, everyone. She concluded that it MAY be the best movie ever made. There's still room for it to be the most terrifyingly deranged piece of footage that can barely be considered cinema.
No need to panic.
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