Standing in my favorite place--the Target check-out line, and there was a card game tantalizing shoppers as a last-minute purchase. I looked on the back to figure out the rules and there was a message to persuade me even more:
What?? What a great idea!! Games would be so much more fun if i wasn't playing them with ________ and _________.
Fill in the blanks! Give me your funniest answers that are the opposite of who your friend would be. Winner gets a blog noogie from me.
"Play this game with your family and friends!"
What?? What a great idea!! Games would be so much more fun if i wasn't playing them with ________ and _________.
Fill in the blanks! Give me your funniest answers that are the opposite of who your friend would be. Winner gets a blog noogie from me.
Hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteSimon & Garfunkle? No, because that would actually be pretty awesome.
Well for me, the worst company that I can think of would be playing games with a fetus and a chimpanzee, but i realize that those things are not universally hated.
I guess my real submission would have to be: my landlord and a giant cockroach.
Play this game with your ORPHANS and RAPISTS!
ReplyDeleteHow about Satan and Dracula.
ReplyDeleteJen and Sean
ReplyDeleteBurned ;)
Ooooo...! Officially.
ReplyDeleteThese are pretty good. Satan & Dracula-- NOT my friends. Orphans?? i don't get it, but I like it.
more, more!
Rude Cashier and Really Smelly Guy
ReplyDeletePlay this game with zeal and zest!
ReplyDeletePlay this game with cookies and milk!
Play this game with a smile and a new hairdo!
(None of these are people. I don't know if I played this game correctly. But I had fun playing- with a smile and an old hairdo.)
Play this game with REGRET and DESPONDENCY!
ReplyDeletePlay this game with YOURSELF and CRY!
Play this game withOUT andREW!
I think I like this game.
Play this game with fear and hate! (Simpson's reference, for those of you who are into that show-- the one where Homer finds an alien that turns out to be a glowing, drugged up Mr. Burns!)
ReplyDeletePlay this game with your assailants and enemies!
Ok, it was tough.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is:
withOUT andREW. It's just too good. Noogie for you, Andrew. Melissa, maybe you could help with this?
Runners up: Really Smelly Guy & assailants. ha ha.
Woot! I love winning stuff. Even dubious honors like noogies.
ReplyDeletep.s. here's what mine were, originally:
ReplyDeletemy dentist and parole officer.
just.. you know, fyi.