Browsing on Amazon and somehow ended up on this, the Furreal Kitty Cat toy.
Amazing! Who wants it? ME. So i can wet the bed every night from living my days in terror.
Anyway, so naturally i scrolled down to the customer reviews and this one gave me the laugh of the day:
I bought Lulu the Cuddlin' Cat because my last cat just died of old age (at age 14) and I've had repeated urination and odor problems in my apartment. Lulu is extremely realistic! After I played with Lulu the first couple of times, I immediately went to the bathroom mirror to see if there was joy in my eyes. There WAS joy - just as intense as when I used to play with my late real cat Tippy. [Underline added]
Oh wow, i love all of this. After i read it, I immediately went into my bathroom to see if there was joy in my eyes. There was. All over.
ohmygaah, i didn't notice the "no poo" symbol in the corner. just gets better & better...
ReplyDeleteThis is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
ReplyDeleteI can tell there is joy DRIPPING from my eyes right now - I don't even need to check the mirror!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteHaha. That's a funny review.
ReplyDeleteWe happen to have that very white furreal cat. It stares at me.
"Very" as in the exact same cat, not as in extremely white. Although it is that too.
ReplyDeleteha ha!
ReplyDeleteyou have, it??? Oh jealousy. Does it scare the living daylights out of you? Oh man, i think i need to get it.
View number 11. Still makes me laugh so hard I wheeze like an old man.
ReplyDeleteI'll never be able to repay you for this, Jen.
Haven't been on your blog in a long time. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. I'd take it over a real cat any day though...especially with the no poo.
ReplyDeleteYeah, for a while it was sitting on my daughter's window sill and every time I walked past I gasped because all I saw were dark eyes and a slightly open cat mouth. I finally had to move it.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, my kids love to play with it. It never runs away from them. You should get one!
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