Christmas Mad Lib

Because a love of Mad Libs has been engrained into my being, let's do a Christmasy one, shall we? I'll rely on you to provide the words. I'll choose the best ones and insert them in, so give me something good.  Here are some tips when doing mad libs:

Use extra descriptive words. Vivid. Gangly, snake-like, pulsating, for example would all probably be excellent.  Any toilet-related words are also acceptable and recommended. Gross = good. Be creative! 

Feel free to give me one word, a few words, all the words.

1. ADJECTIVE
2. SOMETHING ALIVE (Plural)
3. ADJECTIVE

4. SILLY WORD

5. PLURAL NOUN

6. NUMBER

7. VERB

8. NOUN

9. PLURAL NOUN

10. NOUN

11. ANIMAL

12. NOUN

13. NOUN
14. ADJECTIVE

15. ADJECTIVE

16. ADJECTIVE

17. PLURAL NOUN